A possible summary is:
Two friends play a game where they control ostriches and try to collect eggs while avoiding obstacles and enemies. They make jokes, drink, and comment on the game's graphics, physics, and glitches. They also share a story about a haunted doll and their opinions on Sonic, Team Fortress 2, and Napoleon Dynamite. They fail to finish the last level and end the video with a funny montage.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game commentary by two players, Markiplier and Cry.
2. The game they are playing is called Amazing Frog? and it involves controlling ostriches to find eggs and other items.
3. The commentary is humorous and casual, with references to other games, movies, and celebrities.
4. The players encounter various obstacles and enemies, such as skeletons, sharks, and lava.
5. The players also collect hats, sunglasses, and skins to customize their ostriches.
6. The players drink alcohol while playing the game and make jokes about it.
7. The game is glitchy and buggy, and the players have trouble completing some levels.
8. The text ends with a clip of SpongeBob SquarePants.