A possible concise summary is:
Woodsy is a Minecraft player who tries to complete every achievement in the game in his hardcore series. In this video, he flies around the world to discover every biome, kills two phantoms with one arrow, strikes a villager with lightning, and kills a zoglin. He shows his progress and struggles along the way, and invites viewers to subscribe to his channel.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker tries to complete every achievement in Minecraft.
2. The speaker completed four achievements in the video: discovering every biome, killing two phantoms with a piercing arrow, killing one of every hostile mob, and striking a villager with lightning.
3. The speaker used various tools and strategies to complete the achievements, such as an elytra, a crossbow, a trident with channeling, and a portal to the Nether.
4. The speaker faced some challenges and difficulties along the way, such as finding rare biomes, waiting for thunderstorms, and getting hoglins through portals.
5. The speaker reached his goal of 2 million subscribers by the end of the video.