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The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker plays a game called Subnautica, which is about exploring an alien ocean planet. The speaker comments on the game features, such as crafting, building, scanning and surviving. He also interacts with various creatures, such as stalkers, gasopods and peepers. He makes jokes, references and parodies along the way. He thanks his viewers for their support and invites them to subscribe and join his social media. He ends the video by throwing loops at the screen.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
- The text is a transcript of a video about a game called Subnautica.
- The speaker is a Russian YouTuber named Eugene.
- The speaker has a card from Rocket Bank that offers cashback and interest benefits.
- The speaker thanks his viewers for their positive feedback on his previous video, Eugene Riot Police.
- The speaker announces a competition for a laptop and an Xbox One on his VK page.
- The speaker explores the underwater world of Subnautica and collects resources, crafts tools and builds a base.
- The speaker encounters various creatures, some friendly and some hostile, and scans them with his scanner.
- The speaker witnesses the explosion of the Aurora ship and receives a distress signal from a rescue capsule.
- The speaker dies from lack of oxygen after trusting a floating air pump that fails to work properly.
- The speaker jokes about using chroma key to edit the green spots on some of the creatures.