A possible concise summary is:
The speaker tells the story of how he said yes to competing in a professional PGA golf tournament without knowing how to play golf. He describes his experience of buying equipment, practicing, and playing in the event, where he was bad, embarrassed, but also proud of himself for trying something new. He also promotes a Broadway show that he is producing and a water bottle that he is sponsoring. He ends with a message about the importance of being bad at things and taking risks in life.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
- The speaker is MatPat, the host of Game Theory, a YouTube channel about video games and other topics.
- The speaker agreed to participate in a professional PGA golf tournament without knowing how to play golf, as part of his New Year's resolution to "yes and" his life.
- The speaker bought golf equipment from Dick's Sporting Goods and practiced for one week before the tournament.
- The speaker played with a pro golfer named Luke List and had a caddy named Matt who also played for four holes.
- The speaker lost 16 balls and hit a house during the tournament, which lasted for seven hours.
- The speaker also helped produce a Broadway show called The Grey House, which is a spooky play performed in a haunted theater.
- The speaker invited his viewers to see the show on May 30th or 31st and join him for a live talkback.
- The speaker promoted Air-Up, a water bottle that uses scented air bubbles to create the illusion of flavored water, as the sponsor of the episode.