This is a possible concise summary:
The text is a transcript of a stand-up comedy show by Łukasz Lotek Lodkowski, a Polish comedian. He tells jokes about various topics, such as his experiences with Bing search, nuclear fusion, iPhone 14, drawing a dragon, traveling by train, car or bike, his sex life, his family, his brother's children, his university days, and his cousin's wedding. He uses a lot of vulgar language, sarcasm and exaggeration to make fun of himself and others. He also imitates sounds and gestures to make his jokes more vivid. The audience laughs and applauds at his jokes.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The performer's name is Łukasz Lotek Lodkowski.
2. He attended a university called SGGW.
3. He has a friend named Rafał who owns a BMW.
4. He has a brother with three children.
5. He studied at a university in Poland.
6. He has a cousin who got married.
7. He was a witness at his cousin's wedding.
8. He attended a wedding reception with a country table.
9. He danced the polonaise with 200 people at the wedding.
10. He is allergic to condoms.
11. He prefers trains with compartments.
12. He has used a service called BlaBlaCars to travel.
13. He has visited the Marysieńka Center in Topornia near Radom.
14. He has a friend nicknamed Stiwi.
15. His father thinks he can do things better than anyone else.
Note: Some of the "facts" listed may be jokes or exaggerations, but I've tried to extract the most concrete information from the text.