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The text is a transcript of a comedy show by four friends who talk about various topics related to diseases, such as the coronavirus pandemic, phimosis, chicken pox, measles, and vaccines. They make jokes about their personal experiences, their families, their fears, and their opinions. They also interact with the audience and each other, sometimes making fun of themselves or their colleagues. The text is full of informal language, slang, profanity, and references to Brazilian culture and celebrities. The text ends with applause from the audience.
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1. The text is a transcript of a comedy show performed by four friends in Florianópolis, Brazil, on March 15, 2020.
2. The main theme of the show is disease, especially the coronavirus pandemic, which was declared by the World Health Organization on March 11, 2020.
3. The comedians make jokes about various topics related to disease, such as nuclear fusion, phimosis, chicken pox, measles, vaccines, and Ronaldinho Gaúcho's arrest in Paraguay.
4. The text contains many references to Brazilian culture, slang, celebrities, and politics, which may not be familiar to non-Brazilian audiences.
5. The text also contains many swear words, sexual innuendos, and controversial opinions, which may offend some viewers or listeners.