A possible concise summary is:
The user wants a summary of a transcript of a video where the speaker reviews various summer festivals in Russia and Ukraine, mostly mocking their absurdity and low quality. The speaker mentions events such as a massage festival, a blogger festival, a nuclear valley festival, a redhead festival, a cucumber festival, and a rap festival. The speaker also invites the viewers to send him more crazy news and suggests organizing his own festival of shame and embarrassment.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video about various festivals that took place in Russia and Ukraine in the summer of 2019.
2. The video is hosted by a Russian blogger who uses humor, sarcasm and irony to comment on the festivals.
3. Some of the festivals mentioned in the text are: massage festival in Crimea, bloggers of Russia fest, Moscow cyber cup, Fofanovo cucumber festival, redhead festival, midnight summer dream festival, rap festival in Crimea, glad fest, and Vander Fest.
4. The text contains many references to current events, politics, culture and celebrities that may not be familiar to non-Russian speakers.
5. The text also contains some vulgar language, slang and jokes that may be offensive or inappropriate to some audiences.