The summary is:
The speaker reviews the movie Show Dogs, a comedy about a talking dog and a human cop who go undercover at a dog show to stop animal smugglers. The speaker criticizes the movie for its bad jokes, references, tone, message, and controversy over a scene where the dog is taught to endure genital inspection. The speaker compares the movie to other better movies about dogs and suggests some alternatives. The speaker also makes several puns and apologizes for them.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video review of the movie Show Dogs by I Hate Everything.
2. The reviewer criticizes the movie for its plot, tone, humor, message, visuals, and controversy over a scene that was cut from the movie.
3. The movie is about a talking dog named Max (voiced by Ludacris) and a human cop (played by Will Arnett) who go undercover at a dog show to stop an animal smuggling ring.
4. The reviewer compares the movie to other movies featuring talking animals or cute creatures, such as Cats and Dogs, 101 Dalmatians, Air Bud, The Lego Movie, and Flushed Away.
5. The reviewer introduces the term "Dibby" to describe things that are used for their cuteness and/or comedy to manipulate audiences, such as the Minions, the Porgs, or the dogs in Show Dogs.
6. The reviewer recommends other movies about dogs that are better than Show Dogs, such as Isle of Dogs and Amores Perros.