A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is frustrated that their valorant team, moist moguls, lost to the guard, a team that failed to sign the paperwork to join the pro league. The speaker explains how the valorant league system works and why the guard's decision wasted their time and effort. The speaker also criticizes Riot for not allowing unsigned teams or players to ascend to the pro league. The speaker ends by promoting their moist esports organization and watch party.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is part of the moist Esports organization with Charlie, and they have a valorant team that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars and dozens of hours every month.
2. The guard, a team that beat the moist Esports valorant team, failed to sign the team participation agreement for VCT America's 2024, which is the top tier league for valorant in North and South America.
3. As a result, the guard will not be participating in 2024 VCT America's League, and no other team will be allowed to ascend from tier two to tier one.
4. The speaker thinks this is unfair and a waste of time for the teams that competed in the Ascension tournament, and suggests that the players of the guard should keep their slot or the runner-up team should go instead.
5. The speaker also criticizes Riot's vetting process for orgs, which requires them to have enough money to pay for housing, salaries, staff, and facilities for their players.
6. The speaker mentions VCT Champs, which was a successful event for valorant, and shows a clip of Elon Musk getting booed at the event.
7. The speaker also promotes public.com as a sponsor and invites viewers to join Charlie in Florida for a live watch party of their teams.
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