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The text is a transcript of a video game streamer who attempts to complete The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild at 100% in a single run. He narrates his actions, reactions, and interactions with the chat as he plays for over 68 hours. He faces various challenges, such as finding all the Korok seeds, upgrading all the armor, and defeating all the bosses. He also makes jokes, comments on the game design, and expresses his exhaustion and excitement. He finally finishes the run and celebrates with his viewers.
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- The text is a transcript of a video game streamer who is attempting to complete a 100% run of The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
- The streamer has been playing for 54 hours at the start of the text and finishes the run after 68 hours and 49 minutes.
- The streamer uses a technique called tree launching to propel himself across the map using stasis and bombs.
- The streamer collects 900 Korok seeds, which are hidden collectibles in the game, and receives a golden poop as a reward.
- The streamer completes all the shrines, side quests, main quests, bosses, memories, and locations in the game.
- The streamer names his horse Big Ant and uses it for some parts of the run.
- The streamer jokes that he will finish the run in 20 minutes several times throughout the text.