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This is a transcript of a video that shows people who have had a much worse day than you. It includes examples of bad haircuts, failed cakes, animal attacks, allergies, accidents, and ironic situations. The video is meant to be humorous and entertaining.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. Scientists in South Korea achieved a nuclear fusion reaction at 100 million°C for 30 seconds, seven times hotter than the Sun's core.
2. A man in Romania was declared legally dead despite being alive and present in court.
3. A woman in Florida found a snake crawling out of her car's air conditioner.
4. A man in Pompeii was crushed by a giant boulder during the eruption of Vesuvius in 79 AD.
5. A hairdresser gave a man a play button haircut after he showed him a paused video.
6. A golfer was covered in jumping cholla cacti after falling into a pile of them.
7. A woman tried to make a fountain pink to support breast cancer awareness, but it turned out red and bloody-looking.
8. A girl got her face swollen after being stung by a bee on her forehead.
9. A cat did its business in a rice cooker that was left open.
10. A woman left an imprint of her face on the car's headrest after an accident, thanks to her makeup.