20 Anecdotes sur des Philosophes - Summary

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The speaker shares 20 anecdotes about various philosophers, mostly focusing on their eccentricities, contradictions, or humorous aspects. He mentions Diogenes several times, who lived in a barrel and masturbated in public. He also criticizes Aristotle for his sexist views on women. He ends by asking for likes, comments, and subscriptions, and announcing the next episodes of his culture point on philosophy.

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1. Diogenes was a philosopher who lived in a barrel and rejected all forms of wealth.
2. Socrates was sentenced to death for annoying the Athenians and suggested that they should pay him for being the wisest man.
3. Kant was a German philosopher who hated beer, invented the suspender belt, and had a very regular and punctual life.
4. Spinoza was a philosopher who relaxed by watching spider fights or flies in cobwebs.
5. Seneca was a stoic philosopher who died after opening his veins, taking poison, and going into a sauna.
6. Empedocles was a philosopher who thought he was a god and jumped into a volcano.
7. Comte was a philosopher who proposed to make cows carnivorous and believed in immaculate conception.
8. Rousseau confessed that he liked being spanked by his nanny when he was eight years old.
9. Schopenhauer was a misanthrope who left most of his inheritance to his poodle and hated the French.
10. Pythagoras was a mathematician and philosopher who feared beans and died because he refused to cross a field of beans.
11. Aristotle was a influential philosopher who thought that being a woman was a deviation and that women were colder than men.
12. Kierkegaard was a Danish philosopher who wrote with pseudonyms to debate with himself.
13. Diogenes also masturbated, urinated, and walked upside down in public