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The text is a transcript of a video by Amixem, a French YouTuber, where he answers dilemmas proposed by his fans and other YouTubers on Twitter. He starts the video with a funny introduction where he mumbles and claps. He then proceeds to answer questions such as: Korean nuclear fusion reactor or sun core temperature? iPhone 14 or Android? Draw a dragon or a unicorn? Being immortal or dying instantly? VodK or free pasta for life? He also interacts with JOYCA, another YouTuber, who joins him briefly. He makes jokes, references and comments about the dilemmas, and sometimes uses his joker to avoid answering. He ends the video with a long rant about how people don't watch the outro and how he always asks them to subscribe and like.
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1. The text is a transcript of a video by Amixem, a French YouTuber, where he answers dilemmas proposed by his fans and other YouTubers.
2. The video is part of a series called "Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiires", which means "Dilemmas" in French.
3. The video was uploaded on October 13, 2018 and has over 5 million views as of November 28, 2023.
4. Some of the dilemmas Amixem answers are: being a Jedi or a wizard, driving a Fiat Multipla or walking in sock sandals, being immortal or dying instantly, and choosing between his friends VodK and JOYCA.
5. Amixem uses his joker to avoid choosing between VodK and JOYCA, and he prefers being a wizard, driving a Fiat Multipla, and dying instantly.
6. Amixem also interacts with his friend Jordan who visits him during the video, and with Google Assistant who tells him a riddle and an unusual fact.
7. Amixem ends the video by making fun of his own outro and asking his viewers to subscribe and like the video.