A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a comedy show by Brazilian comedian Afonso Padilha, who makes jokes about the differences between Brazilian and Portuguese culture, language and history. He talks about his experience of performing in Portugal, where he had trouble understanding the local accent and expressions. He also mocks the idea that Brazil was discovered by Portugal, when there were already people living there. He uses exaggeration, irony and sarcasm to make fun of both countries and himself.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker recently returned from a trip to Europe.
2. They performed 12 shows in Portugal to an audience of 10,000 people.
3. 70% of the audience in Portugal was Portuguese, and 30% was Brazilian.
4. The speaker has a video about Portugal that has 8 million views.
5. Portugal has a population of 10 million and 300 thousand inhabitants.
6. The speaker's video about Portugal is 8 years old.
7. The speaker is considering moving to Portugal in 4-5 years and plans to take an intensive Portuguese course.
8. They have a younger brother who has been living in Portugal for 2 years.
9. The speaker's brother is invited as a tourist in Portugal.
10. The Portuguese have a different way of speaking Portuguese than Brazilians.
11. The speaker believes that Brazilians have a more "relaxed" way of speaking Portuguese.
12. Pedro Álvares Cabral is credited with discovering Brazil.
13. There are two versions of the story of how Cabral discovered Brazil.
14. The speaker's version is that Cabral was lost on his way to India and stopped in Brazil to take a break.
15. The speaker believes that the Portuguese traded mirrors with the Indians in Brazil.
16. The speaker has a comedian friend named Hugo Sousa who replaced Tiago during a tour.
17. Tiago contracted the coronavirus and was unable to perform.
18. Hugo Sousa is a well-known comedian in Portugal.
19. The speaker sent a message to Hugo Sousa thanking him for helping with the tour.
20. The speaker plans to release more material about their trip to Portugal if their video reaches 1 million views.