A possible concise summary is:
- The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews Resident Evil: Survivor, a poorly made first-person shooter for the PlayStation 1.
- He criticizes the game's graphics, controls, music, voice acting, story, puzzles and enemies.
- He reveals that the game's plot twist is that he is not Vincent, the villain, but Ark Thompson, a spy sent by Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil 2.
- He escapes from the self-destructing island with the help of Board James, who gives him a rocket launcher to kill the final boss.
- He mocks the game's attempt to connect to the Resident Evil canon and its lack of quality assurance.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. Capcom is a video game company that made the Resident Evil series.
2. Resident Evil is a horror game genre that coined the term "Survival Horror".
3. Resident Evil: Survivor is a spin-off game that came out in 2000 for the PlayStation.
4. Resident Evil: Survivor is a first-person shooter with tank controls and no GunCon support.
5. Resident Evil: Survivor has poor graphics, animation, voice acting, music and gameplay compared to the other games in the series.
6. Resident Evil: Survivor has a plot twist that reveals the main character is not Vincent, but Ark Thompson, a spy sent by Leon S. Kennedy.
7. Resident Evil: Survivor has multiple endings depending on the choices made by the player.
8. Resident Evil: Survivor has a self-destruct sequence at the end of the game, like the other games in the series.
9. The text is a transcript of an episode of The Angry Video Game Nerd, a web series that reviews bad video games.