The text is a transcript of a conversation between two Indonesian comedians, Surya Insomnia and Vincent Desta, who talk about various topics such as money, family, fame, death, religion, and jokes. They use a lot of humor, sarcasm, analogies, and metaphors to express their opinions and experiences. They also make references to other celebrities, events, and places in Indonesia. The conversation is informal, casual, and sometimes nonsensical. The summary is:
- Two comedians chat about their lives, careers, and views on different issues.
- They use humor, sarcasm, analogies, and metaphors to make each other laugh and share their stories.
- They talk about money, family, fame, death, religion, and jokes in an informal and casual way.
- They make references to other celebrities, events, and places in Indonesia.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Wild boars can't make sudden turns because their spine is curved downwards.
2. The speaker's son will be 20 years old in the future.
3. Elon Musk is mentioned as someone who might create a chip that can be implanted in a person's neck.
4. The Pancoran statue points to Kemayoran, specifically to the Dirgantara statue.
5. The Dirgantara statue is in Kemayoran.
6. The Pancoran statue points to the direction of Sunda Kelapa Harbor, a big port in Jakarta.
7. Sunda Kelapa Harbor is where Jakarta was developed from.
8. The speaker mentions that they have been trained on how to deal with people.
9. The speaker's family is still complete, with a wife and children.
10. The speaker believes in the power of prayer and asks others to pray for them.
11. The speaker's biggest worry is not being remembered by people after they die.
12. The speaker mentions that they are a Capricorn, a humble and hardworking sign.
13. The speaker wants their children to have the freedom to choose their own careers and life paths.
14. The speaker's opinion is that money can make a sane person insane.
15. The 2024 Election is mentioned as an event that will have the right colors for the Indonesian people to watch.
16. The speaker's children are their investments and legacy.
17. The speaker hopes that their children will remember them and pray for them after they're gone.
18. The speaker believes that being a good person and having others pray for them can help them go to heaven.