リモート面接でたぶん寝転んでる奴 - Summary

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- A man named Goto is having a remote interview with a company, but he is lying down on his bed and trying to hide it from the interviewer.
- The interviewer notices that Goto is lying down from various clues, such as his voice, his face, his tie, and the way he drinks water and eats snacks.
- The interviewer repeatedly confronts Goto about his lying down, but Goto denies it and makes various excuses.
- Goto also reveals that he has little academic or social achievements, and that he chose the company because he thought it would be easy.
- The interviewer gets angry and frustrated with Goto's attitude and behavior, and decides not to hire him.
- Goto calls the interviewer again and admits that he was lying down, but begs for another chance.
- The interviewer pretends to give him another chance, but then sees that Goto is still lying down and not wearing pants.
- The interviewer finally ends the interview and rejects Goto for good.

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