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This is a transcript of a video by Markiplier, a popular YouTube gamer and comedian. He plays three different simulator games: levitation simulator, tightrope walking simulator, and cooking simulator. He struggles with the controls and the logic of the games, and makes humorous comments and reactions. He also promotes his other projects, such as his podcast and his show. He ends the video by joking that he will levitate into the viewer's bedroom at night.
1. Markiplier is playing three simulator games.
2. The first game is called "Levitation Simulator".
3. Markiplier is having trouble understanding the controls of the game.
4. He tries to use a keyboard and mouse overlay to show his key presses.
5. The second game is a tightrope walking simulator.
6. Markiplier is playing a cooking simulator called "Ravenous Devils".
7. In the game, he has to murder people and bake them into food to sell to other people.
8. The game takes place in a house near a river that was previously owned by a well-known barber.
9. Markiplier's character is trying to run a successful business with his partner, Hildred.
10. The business involves cooking and selling food made from the bodies of murdered people.
11. Markiplier's character has to manage the business, including cooking, cleaning, and selling to customers.
12. He also has to deal with the consequences of his actions, including the risk of being caught by the authorities.
13. Markiplier returns to "Levitation Simulator" and tries to figure out the controls again.
14. He finally understands that the key to levitation is to go through a blind spot with faith.
15. Markiplier finishes playing the simulator games and thanks his viewers for watching.