A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video by Mike Majlak, a YouTube personality and co-host of the Impaulsive podcast. In the video, he travels to different cities with his friends, tries out various foods, plays mini golf, interviews David Guetta, and promotes a product called Roman Swipes. He also complains about the noise of jackhammers at his hotel, shoots a Nerf gun, and meditates on a beach. The video is part of his series called The Night Shift, where he documents his adventures and experiences.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by Mike Majlak called "The Night Shift: the greatest burger in the world".
2. The video features Mike and his friends traveling to different cities, playing mini golf, eating burgers, and interviewing David Guetta.
3. Mike rates Shake Shack as 8.3 out of 10 and praises its consistency, cheese, and crinkle cut fries.
4. Mike sponsors Roman swipes, a product that helps men last longer in bed.
5. Mike falls off a rope swing and injures his foot.
6. Mike encounters some noise problems at his hotel in Orlando and Miami.
7. Mike advises his viewers to slow down and be grateful for their existence.