The summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where the narrator plays a game called Thief Simulator, where he breaks into houses and steals items. He comments on the game's graphics, mechanics, glitches, and humor. He also tries to do some stunts with his car and messes with the NPCs. He does not follow the game's instructions or stealth system, and often gets arrested by the police. He makes fun of the game's flaws and his own failures.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game commentary by a YouTuber.
2. The game is called Thief Simulator and it involves stealing items from houses and avoiding the police.
3. The commentator criticizes the game's graphics, physics, logic, and characters.
4. The commentator tries different strategies to break into houses, such as ringing the doorbell, picking locks, breaking windows, and hiding in dumpsters.
5. The commentator drives a Toyota Corolla that can perform unrealistic stunts and speed.
6. The commentator fails several missions and gets arrested multiple times.