This is a summary of the text you provided:
- The text is a transcript of a video game commentary, where the speaker is playing a racing game with motorcycles and other vehicles.
- The speaker is very excited and emotional, and often makes noises or laughs while playing.
- The speaker talks about various aspects of the game, such as the courses, the items, the opponents, the techniques, and the graphics.
- The speaker also makes references to other games, such as Mario Kart, Super Nintendo, and Nekira.
- The speaker sometimes complains about the difficulty or the unfairness of the game, but also praises it for being fun and interesting.
- The speaker occasionally interacts with other players or viewers, and asks for their opinions or advice.
Here are the facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker mentions that the criminal is dead.
2. The speaker talks about playing a game, specifically mentioning "Master Bike Zeroshi" and "Killeek".
3. The speaker has a sister who has a standard bike.
4. The speaker mentions going to Asakusa.
5. The speaker talks about playing Mario Kart.
6. The speaker mentions a character named "Boober".
7. The speaker mentions a place called "Seal Castle".
8. The speaker talks about a "Water Park" with "0 losses".
9. The speaker mentions a character named "Rahm".
10. The speaker talks about a "Garn type" of something.
11. The speaker mentions a place called "Tokyo Slabs".
12. The speaker talks about a "Great Tokyo Watch".
13. The speaker mentions a character named "Kuroko".
14. The speaker talks about a "Yakushigoya" where birds are playing.
15. The speaker mentions a character named "Ivan".
16. The speaker talks about a "Hospital".
17. The speaker mentions a place called "Jar Jar".
18. The speaker talks about a "Bach" cafe.
19. The speaker mentions a character named "Asuka".
20. The speaker talks about a "Nede line" of something.
21. The speaker mentions a character named "Yoshino".
22. The speaker talks about a "Tokyo" metropolis.
23. The speaker mentions a character named "Bando".
24. The speaker talks about a "Sunshine Airport".
25. The speaker mentions a character named "Mario".
26. The speaker talks about a "Super Nintendo" game.
27. The speaker mentions a place called "Kabuki-za".
28. The speaker talks about a "Famicom" game.
29. The speaker mentions a character named "Ephel".
30. The speaker talks about a "DLC" (Downloadable Content) for a game.
31. The speaker mentions a character named "Arthur".
32. The speaker talks about a "Limbo Lord".
33. The speaker mentions a character named "Muska".
34. The speaker talks about a "12-year-old fantasy".
35. The speaker mentions a character named "Gota".
36. The speaker talks about a place called "Yokohama".
37. The speaker mentions a character named "Yabe".
38. The speaker talks about a "Wildebeest" animal.
39. The speaker mentions a character named "Nam".
40. The speaker talks about a "Pond" where a cow is located.
Note that some of these facts may be related to a game or a story that is being discussed in the text, but I have tried to extract only the objective facts that can be verified.