A possible concise summary is:
The user wants a summary of a video transcript where the speaker tries out five different mobile applications. The applications are:
- Hava and Assistant: A game where the user interacts with a virtual Japanese assistant who gets angry or happy depending on the user's actions.
- Por and They Will Pull It Up If Arrest 6: A game where the user pulls out hairs from their nose and finds random objects inside them.
- Machete Saw: An app that allows the user to add muscles, beards, hair and masks to their photos.
- I Don't Know I Forgot What It Is Called But This Is A Very Important Application: A game where the user rotates a panda to make other pandas fall in love and fly away in a spaceship.
- Love Tester: An app that calculates the percentage of love between two names.
The speaker makes jokes, comments and references to historical figures, movies and fairy tales while testing the apps. The speaker also asks the viewers to like, comment and subscribe to their channel and social media. The transcript ends with the speaker saying that an insect flew into them.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has a daily program where they test 5 different applications.
2. The speaker needed an assistant to manage their business while on vacation.
3. The first application tested is called "Hava" and is a Japanese assistant.
4. The speaker interacts with the assistant, who is strict and can keep people in line.
5. The second application tested is called "Por" and involves a game where the player must pull out hair.
6. The third application tested is called "Machete" and allows users to add muscles and a beard to their photos.
7. The speaker uses the application to create a new, muscular version of themselves.
8. The fourth application tested is called "I Don't Know" and involves helping pandas reproduce.
9. The player must rotate the pandas to match them up and help them reproduce.
10. The goal of the game is to collect 800 pandas and launch them into space.
11. The fifth application tested is called "Love Tester" and claims to test whether someone loves you.
12. The speaker tests the application with themselves and gets a result of 82% love.
13. The speaker also tests the application with famous couples, including the Little Mermaid and Prince Eric, and Jack and Rose from Titanic.