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The text is a transcript of a video where the host, William Osman, invites people from his Discord server to pitch their robot and invention ideas to him and his guests, Kevin and Ian. The host calls the show "Carp Tank", a parody of Shark Tank. The participants present their ideas using drawings, videos, or demonstrations, and the host and the guests rate them with "carps" or "no carps". Some of the ideas include a deviled egg conveyor belt, a toilet that simulates a roller coaster, and a pregnancy condom inflator bus seat stealer. The host also promotes a sponsor, Kiwico, and asks the viewers to comment which invention they want him to build.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The event is called "Carp Tank", a Discord game show where contestants present their invention ideas.
2. The hosts are Big William, Kevin the Backdoor Scientist, and Ian of iDubbbz.
3. The contestants include Stan, Ham, Synthday, Skye, Cameron, Br88c, and Cheese.
4. Stan's invention is a deviled egg conveyor belt that makes and feeds deviled eggs to people.
5. Ham's invention is a stilt system with linear actuators and ultrasonic sensors that helps short people reach high places.
6. Synthday's invention is a vibe check system that uses facial recognition to detect good or bad vibes and dispenses a treat accordingly.
7. Skye's invention is a robot that wipes people's butts after using the bathroom.
8. Cameron's invention is a banshee bot that plays loud sounds and runs away from people unless a button is pressed.
9. Br88c's invention is a pigeon-guided missile system, but it was later revealed to be a plagiarized idea.
10. The most epicus epicest's invention is a toilet coaster that simulates a roller coaster experience using VR and a gimbal.
11. Cheese's invention is a pregnant pregnancy condom inflator that helps people get seats on public transportation by pretending to be pregnant.
Note: These facts only include information about the event, contestants, and their inventions, and do not include opinions or subjective comments.