A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is playing a game called Plague Inc Evolved, where the goal is to create and spread a deadly disease across the world. He chooses to play with the simian flu, a virus that increases ape intelligence and can be transmitted to humans. He names his disease "stupidity" and starts it in India. He tries to balance the transmission, symptoms, and cure resistance of his disease, while also controlling the apes to attack labs and rescue other apes. However, he fails to infect Greenland and the cure is developed faster than he can kill humans. He admits his mistakes and asks for tips from the viewers. He also makes jokes and comments about the game, his disease, and global events.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game commentary by a YouTuber named Jack.
2. The game is called Plague Inc Evolved and it involves creating and spreading a disease to wipe out humanity.
3. Jack chose to play with the simian flu virus, which is a genetically modified virus that increases ape intelligence and can be transmitted to humans.
4. Jack named his virus "Stupidity" and started it in India, where a biotech firm called Genesis was developing a cure for Alzheimer's.
5. Jack tried to evolve his virus to be more transmissible, resistant and lethal, but also had to deal with symptoms mutating on their own and making the virus more noticeable.
6. Jack also tried to use the apes to destroy the Genesis labs and slow down the cure research, but he faced resistance from drones and authorities.
7. Jack failed to eradicate humanity as the cure was developed faster than his infection rate and he ran out of DNA points to evolve his virus further.
8. Jack said he would try again in another episode and asked for tips from his viewers in the comments.
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