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- The transcript is from a video of a person playing a game called Kindergarten, where the player has to interact with different characters and complete various missions in a school setting.
- The player chooses to follow Cindy's mission, who is a girl who wants to be his girlfriend and asks him to do some cruel tasks for her, such as putting gum in another girl's hair and dumping a bucket of blood on her head.
- The player also has to deal with Bugs, a bully who tries to take his money and fights him, and the janitor, who has a closet full of corpses and weapons.
- The player manages to complete Cindy's mission and gets a flower from her as a reward, but also gets into trouble with the teacher, the principal and the hall monitor along the way.
- The player comments on the game's events with humor and sarcasm, and sometimes gets confused by the game's mechanics and rules. He also tries to collect cards and money that are hidden in the game.
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