A possible concise summary is:
Two internet celebrities, Logan Paul and Dylan Danis, have a heated argument before their upcoming boxing match. They insult each other's appearance, skills, achievements, and personal lives. They also make bets and threats about the outcome of the fight. They refuse to shake hands and show no respect for each other.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a face-off between Logan Paul and Dylan Danis, two crossover boxers who are scheduled to fight on October 14th.
2. Logan Paul is a former YouTube star who has a record of 0-1-1 in boxing and has fought against KSI and Floyd Mayweather Jr.
3. Dylan Danis is a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt who has a record of 2-0 in MMA and has trained with Conor McGregor.
4. Logan Paul accuses Dylan Danis of scamming his audience, cheating on his fiancee, getting choked out by a bouncer, and being a bad fighter.
5. Dylan Danis accuses Logan Paul of being a scumbag, a mumbler, a fake wrestler, and having a weak jaw.
6. Logan Paul reveals that he hired the bouncer who choked out Dylan Danis as his personal security and that he has a website called dildo-danis.com that counts the days since Dylan Danis last fought