A possible concise summary is:
The user tells a story about how they went to a strip club for their friend Adam's birthday and met a rapper named Snow Tha Product, who flirted with them. Snow's girlfriend got jealous and tried to attack the user, but other people intervened and stopped the fight. The user then went to an after-party at a house that had a lot of significance for them, and drunk texted their ex
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a YouTube video by Tana Mongeau, a popular internet personality and singer.
2. The video is titled "I ALMOST GOT INTO A FIGHT AT A STRIP CLUB (STORYTIME)" and was uploaded on December 10, 2017.
3. The video is about Tana's experience of going to a birthday party for Adam22, the host of No Jumper, a podcast and YouTube channel that interviews rappers and other celebrities.
4. Tana claims that she is a psychic and that she predicted that someone would try to fight her at the party.
5. Tana says that she met Snow Tha Product, a female rapper, at the party and that Snow flirted with her despite having a girlfriend named Juju.
6. Tana says that Juju attacked her by grabbing her hair and that Snow and other people intervened to break up the fight.
7. Tana says that she was upset and confused by the incident and that she drunk texted Jay Alvarrez, a model and social media star who she had a crush on.
8. Tana says that the after-party was at the same house where she first stayed when she moved to LA and where she met Jay.
9. Tana says that she regrets not fighting back and that she feels sorry for Juju's insecurity and jealousy.
10. Tana says that she is sorry for being so attractive that she caused problems for Snow's relationship and that she jokes about being friends with Juju and Snow.