The summary is:
The speaker shows how to make his ideal Thanksgiving meal, which includes a boneless turkey roll, pecan pie, Hokkaido Parker House rolls, mashed potatoes, gravy, Caesar salad, cranberry sauce, gochujang carrots, maitake mushrooms and Brussels sprouts. He explains the ingredients and steps for each dish and then tastes them at the end. He says this is the roast everyone wants and the best potatoes he ever made. He also adds some of his personal touches like shirodashi, guanciale and gruyere foam. He invites the viewers to try his recipes and enjoy the holiday.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video about making an ideal Thanksgiving meal.
2. The text describes how to make various dishes, such as pecan pie, de-boned turkey, mashed potatoes, Caesar salad, cranberry sauce, and more.
3. The text includes the ingredients, measurements, and steps for each dish, as well as some tips and variations.
4. The text also shows the reactions and opinions of the narrator and his friend after tasting the dishes.
5. The text uses informal language, humor, and expressions such as "Thicker Than a Snicker", "yeasty farts", and "asbestos hands".