Here is a possible concise summary:
Kathleen Madigan tells a story about taking her mom, sister and neighbor to Paris and Rome for her mom's 65th birthday. They get scammed by some Chinese people who ask them to buy Louis Vuitton purses for them. They end up in a fake sting operation with the store security and have to return the money. Her mom gets scared and wants to leave France. In Rome, her mom decides to buy a knock-off purse from a street vendor. Kathleen negotiates the price and gives it to her mom as a birthday gift.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a comedy show called "This Is Not Happening" hosted by Roy Wood Jr.
2. The comedian who tells the story is Kathleen Madigan, who has a comedy special called "Bothering Jesus".
3. The story is about Kathleen's trip to Paris and Rome with her mom, her sister Kate, and her mom's neighbor Daisy for her mom's 65th birthday.
4. They get involved in a scam by two Chinese people who ask them to buy Louis Vuitton purses with their money because they claim they are banned from the store.
5. They get caught by the Louis Vuitton security and are asked to return the money to the Chinese people so they can be arrested.
6. They leave Paris and go to Rome, where Kathleen's mom decides to buy a knock-off Louis Vuitton purse from a street vendor.
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