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The speaker reviews a 2018 romantic comedy movie called Little Italy, starring Hayden Christensen and Emma Roberts. He makes fun of the movie's cliches, stereotypes, accents, plot, and excessive pizza references. He also promotes his website www.pictureofhotdog.com, which he made using Squarespace, and encourages his viewers to donate to Direct Relief, a charity that provides protective equipment for healthcare workers.
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- The text is a transcript of a video review of the movie Little Italy by Drew Gooden.
- The movie Little Italy is a romantic comedy starring Hayden Christensen and Emma Roberts as childhood friends who fall in love despite their families' rivalry over pizza.
- The movie is full of stereotypes, cliches, bad accents, and sexual innuendos.
- The movie was filmed in Toronto and had a poor box office performance.
- The video review is sponsored by Squarespace and features a fundraiser for Direct Relief, a charity that provides personal protective equipment for healthcare workers.