The text is a transcript of a video about a group of car enthusiasts who buy, sell, and repair various BMW models. The video also includes some advertisements for motor oils, thread paintings, and engine cleaners. The video shows the group's adventures with different cars, such as a BMW E30 coupe, a BMW E34 sedan, and a Mercedes-Benz G-Class. The video also has some humorous moments, such as one of the group members dressing up as a woman, another one trying to pole dance, and another one spilling coffee on himself. The video ends with the group debating whether to buy some more cars or not.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker is talking about a car brand called Teboil.
2. Teboil has a product called Diamond that is a cold-hardened oil.
3. The speaker is on a mission to save a car, a BMW 4 series convertible.
4. The car is in Krasnodar and the speaker is waiting for help to arrive.
5. A man arrives with a battery and helps to open the car's trunk.
6. The car's engine is dead and the speaker is trying to get it started.
7. The speaker is in a workshop and is working on a Gelendvagen car.
8. The Gelendvagen car is not running and needs to be assembled.
9. The speaker is trying to fix the car's ignition switch.
10. The speaker is using a product called Laurel to clean the car's engine compartment.
11. Laurel is a foam parts cleaner that can remove old soot, carbon deposits, and oil deposits.
12. The speaker is talking about a person named Masha who is a motorist.
13. Masha is talking about a product called Laurel that can decarbonize an engine in 30 minutes.
14. The speaker is at a car service center and is looking at different cars.
15. The speaker is considering buying an E30 coupe with clean documents.
16. The E30 coupe has no interior, no wiring, no engine, and no gearbox.
17. The speaker is also considering buying an E34 with an M50 b25 engine.
18. The E34 has a good engine but no interior and no dashboard.
19. The speaker is thinking about buying two cars and using parts from one to repair the other.
20. The speaker is talking about a drift site near Leroy where they can take the cars.