A possible concise summary is:
Two hosts of the Daily Wire, Ben Shapiro and Michael Knowles, are locked in a room that is a replica of the set from the movie "Shut In". They have to solve various puzzles and riddles to escape, while promoting their books and products. They also make jokes and references to the movie, politics, religion, and pop culture. They get hints from a voice that sounds like God. They manage to escape with the help of a key that Shapiro had all along. They claim victory over the other hosts who also did the escape room.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video where Ben Shapiro and Michael Knowles try to escape from a recreation of the set of the Daily Wire production "Shut In".
- The text contains references to various books, products, and topics related to the Daily Wire and its hosts, such as "Speechless" by Michael Knowles, "The Authoritarian Moment" by Ben Shapiro, "Johnny the Walrus" by Matt Walsh, and "Naturally It's Clean" stain eraser.
- The text also contains some jokes, banter, and commentary between Ben and Michael, as well as hints from a disembodied voice that guides them through the escape room.
- The text shows that Ben and Michael have to find clues, keys, codes, and locks hidden in various objects and locations in the room, such as a Bible, a hammer, a Scrabble board, a picture frame, a jar of buttons, a jar of apple butter, a hundred dollar bill, and a formula.
- The text reveals that Ben and Michael manage to escape from the room with 30 seconds left on the clock, and they claim to have beaten their colleagues Matt Walsh, Andrew Klavan, and Drew Hernandez.