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This is a transcript of a video where a group of friends chat and joke around on Discord while watching various clips and videos. They also comment on some topics such as music, relationships, and gaming. The video is full of laughter, sarcasm, and randomness. The video also features some advertisements for plushies and gamer subs.
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1. The plushies of Brains, Bronze, and Boss have gone on sale.
2. Brains has a bachelor's degree in computer science.
3. Brains allegedly hacked the Pentagon and changed the value of the US dollar to four.
4. Bronze has a bachelor's degree and is due to attend a party soon.
5. Bronze allegedly beat up the Pentagon because he was bored.
6. Boss became wanted in all 51 states at the age of five and created a new state for unclear motives.
7. There are only 50 plushies available for sale in the USA due to miscalculated costs.
8. Plushies of Reigns and Bronze can be shipped outside the US.
9. Yummy has reached 100K on his artichoke account.
10. The group is watching a video of a deer in pain.