A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a woman who builds a secret room in her house to hide from her friend Rebecca, who is good at finding secret rooms. She hires a team of professionals to make the room hidden behind a painting under the stairs. She also buys spy gear and decorates the room with snacks, lights, and a security system. She challenges Rebecca and her husband Matt to find the room in 10 minutes and offers them a mystery prize. She also trains her kids to stay quiet in the room by playing the do not move challenge. Rebecca and Matt search the house but fail to find the room until the last minute, when they notice a hollow wall and a painting that opens the door. The speaker gives them the mystery prize, which is a teddy bear with a camera in its eye.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is about building a secret room to hide from Rebecca Zamolo.
2. The secret room is located under the stairs and has a painting as a decoy door.
3. The text includes some examples of spy gear, such as a teddy bear with a camera, a plant with a hidden compartment, and night vision goggles.
4. The text also shows some of the decorations and snacks in the secret room, such as pink carpet, cloud lights, candy, and drinks.
5. The text describes a challenge where Rebecca and Matt have to find the secret room in 10 minutes, while the family plays the do not move challenge inside the room.
6. The text ends with Rebecca and Matt finding the secret room and getting a mystery prize.