A possible concise summary is:
A person opens a package of diapers in a store and tries them on his head. The store employees call the police and accuse him of damaging the goods. The person argues with the police and the employees about his rights and the law. He also makes a promotion for a video game. He refuses to show his passport or leave the store. He mocks the police officers for not wearing masks and asks for their names. He offers to pay for the girl's goods who is filming him.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The conversation takes place in a store called Dixie.
2. A woman is filming and opening boxes of goods.
3. The police are called to the scene.
4. The woman is accused of damaging goods and not paying for them.
5. The police officer asks the woman for her passport.
6. The woman refuses to show her passport and instead asks the police officer to show his passport.
7. The police officer explains that he has the right to check the identity documents of citizens if there is a reason to suspect them of committing a crime.
8. The woman claims that she has the right to open the goods and check their expiration dates.
9. The police officer says that the woman's actions are illegal and that she will be punished.
10. The woman asks the police officer to show her the law that prohibits her actions.
11. The police officer explains that the law on the police gives him the right to check identity documents and detain citizens if there is a reason to suspect them of committing a crime.
12. The woman says that she will go to the duty station and submit an application to the police officer.
13. The police officer agrees to go to the duty station with the woman and investigate the incident.
14. The woman's surname is Gorelovskaya, and she is a police major.
15. The police officer's name is Artyom.
16. The incident takes place in the presence of other people, including a girl who is filming.