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The user wants a concise summary of a transcript from a video by Pyrocynical, a YouTube commentator who makes fun of game-related content. The video is titled "7 Weird Habits Late Night Gamers Have" and it features Pyrocynical criticizing and mocking a video by GameRanks, another YouTube channel that makes generic and mediocre videos about gaming topics. Pyrocynical points out how GameRanks tries to appeal to young and inexperienced gamers by presenting obvious, repetitive or irrelevant points as "relatable" or "weird" habits. He also makes jokes about the editing, the stock footage, the voice acting and the logic of GameRanks. He then briefly mentions another video by GameRanks called "7 Things Gamers Should Never Do" and finds more flaws and absurdities in it. He ends the video by encouraging his viewers to buy coffee for a homeless person instead of subscribing to his channel.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by Pyrocynical, a YouTube commentator and gamer.
2. The video is titled "7 Weird Habits Late Night Gamers Have" and it is a critique of another video by GameRanks with the same title.
3. The video by GameRanks lists seven habits that they claim are common among gamers who play late at night, such as sneaking to the kitchen, falling asleep while playing, checking the fridge repeatedly, using headphones partially, turning off the monitor and diving to the bed, and noticing the sunrise.
4. Pyrocynical mocks the video by GameRanks for being unoriginal, inaccurate, condescending, and irrelevant to most gamers.
5. Pyrocynical also makes jokes about rage comics, GTA 6 videos, British accents, and trolling in multiplayer games.
6. Pyrocynical ends the video by telling his viewers to buy a coffee for a homeless person instead of subscribing to his channel.