A possible concise summary is:
The video is a kill count of the second part of the 1990 miniseries adaptation of Stephen King's It. The narrator summarizes the plot and counts the deaths of the characters as they face the evil clown Pennywise as adults. He also gives awards for the coolest and lamest kills, and mentions the upcoming movie remake. He thanks his patrons and promotes his merchandise.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video called "The Kill Count" where the narrator counts and comments on the deaths in horror movies.
2. The movie being discussed is the 1990 miniseries adaptation of Stephen King's novel "It".
3. The movie has nine deaths, seven of which are human and one of which is a giant spider-clown creature.
4. The movie is divided into two parts, each about three hours long, and covers the childhood and adulthood of a group of friends who face an evil entity that takes the form of their fears.
5. The narrator awards a golden chainsaw to the coolest kill and a dull machete to the lamest kill in the movie.
6. The narrator mentions that there is a new movie version of "It" coming out soon and that he will resume his coverage of the Child's Play franchise next week.
7. The narrator sells pins on his website and thanks his patrons and fans for their support.