if Apple made window blinds... - Summary

Summary

This is a transcript of a video presentation introducing "Blinder 2.0," a premium window blind product. The speaker, Eric Wang, the CEO of Blinder, highlights the product's features, materials, and finishes. He also discusses the company's commitment to environmental sustainability. Additionally, Eric briefly mentions the company's broader vision, emphasizing privacy and security. The transcript also includes some humorous and off-topic interactions among the participants.

Facts

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1. The new window blind is called "Blinder 2.0" and features precision-machined horizontal slats made from high-grade mahogany.
2. Blinder 2.0 comes in four finishes: ivory white, eggshell white, navajo white, and off-white white.
3. The tilt wand has been completely redesigned for durability and precision.
4. Blinder is committed to the environment, using 100% recycled wood for slats and cords.
5. Lift cords are being removed from window blinds to reduce waste.
6. Blinder aims to be 100% carbon neutral by 2030.
7. Blinder is not just a window blinds company but also a privacy-focused company.
8. Eric Wang is the founder and CEO of Blinder.
9. There was mention of a data breach, but no details were provided.
10. Plans for the next five years include investing in infrastructure for user data and market visibility.
11. The company's PTO policy is being considered for change, but no timeline is given.
12. The video includes a sponsorship by NordVPN, offering a discount.
13. The video was made with NordVPN's sponsorship for a high-production intro.

These facts have been extracted from the text, excluding any opinions or commentary.