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The video is a review of the Netflix movie "The Kissing Booth", a teen romance comedy that the reviewer, CJ, hates for its cliches, lazy writing, problematic messages, and lack of humor. He criticizes the plot, which revolves around Elle, who falls in love with her best friend Lee's brother Noah, and tries to hide their relationship from him. He points out the flaws and inconsistencies of the characters, especially Noah, who is violent, controlling, and creepy. He also makes fun of the dialogue, the scenes, and the editing of the movie. He concludes that the movie is a waste of time and teaches a bad lesson about love and friendship.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video review of the movie "The Kissing Booth" by a YouTube channel called CJ.
2. The reviewer criticizes the movie for being cliched, lazy, unfunny, and problematic in its portrayal of relationships, female agency, and violence.
3. The movie is about a teenage girl named Elle who falls in love with her best friend's brother Noah, who is a popular, handsome, and aggressive guy.
4. Elle and Noah keep their relationship a secret from Lee, Elle's best friend and Noah's brother, who has a rule against dating his relatives.
5. The movie title comes from a fundraising idea that Elle and Lee have for their school carnival, where they set up a booth where people can pay to kiss someone.
6. The reviewer points out several plot holes, inconsistencies, and unrealistic elements in the movie, such as Noah getting into Harvard, Elle creating a smoke bomb in school, and Noah's anger issues being solved by Elle's love.
7. The reviewer also makes jokes and references to other movies and shows, such as "50 Shades of Grey", "Sierra Burgess Is a Loser", "The Incredible Hulk", and "Netflix".
8. The reviewer ends the video by saying that the movie is not worth watching and that he plans to do a rant about it in the future.