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The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker reads and comments on some stories sent by his viewers about their embarrassing experiences during Christmas or New Year's Eve. The stories include:
- A person who gave their cousin a lingerie set as a secret Santa gift by mistake and caused a family awkwardness.
- A person who jumped from a wooden house and lost their jumpsuit, exposing their underwear to their boyfriend's friends.
- A person who mistook a man's hernia for a toy ball and asked him to play with it in front of everyone.
- A person who accidentally played gay porn on a speaker while masturbating in the shower and had their aunt break the speaker.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video where the narrator reads and comments on stories of embarrassing Christmas experiences sent by viewers.
- The first story is about a person who gave their second cousin a lingerie as a secret friend gift by mistake and caused a silence among the relatives.
- The second story is about a person who jumped from a wooden house and lost their strapless jumpsuit, exposing their underwear to their boyfriend's friends.
- The third story is about a person who heard clapping sounds from their sister's room and thought they were congratulating her boyfriend for something, and told the whole family about it.
- The fourth story is about a person who had surgery on their spine and went to the beach with a bandage that looked like a diaper, and got drunk and asked strangers to help them remove the sand from their wound.
- The fifth story is about a person who watched gay porn in the shower and accidentally connected their phone to a speaker that played the sounds to everyone in the house.