A possible concise summary is:
The speaker plays a game of "Would You Rather" and answers various hypothetical dilemmas, such as being a famous athlete or actor, having stretchable limbs, losing one's mind or significant other, killing Godzilla or the Kraken, and being stalked by a ghost or a demon. The speaker explains his reasoning for each choice and asks the audience for their opinions on the last one.
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1. The text is a transcript of a video by Markiplier, a popular YouTube gamer and entertainer.
2. The video is about playing a game called "Would You Rather", where the player has to choose between two difficult or unpleasant scenarios.
3. The first scenario is about being a famous athlete or a famous actor, and Markiplier chooses to be an athlete.
4. The second scenario is about being the president or a pokemon trainer, and Markiplier chooses to be the president.
5. The third scenario is about tasting the same flavor of food or tasting nothing ever again, and Markiplier chooses the same flavor.
6. The fourth scenario is about having stretchable legs or stretchable arms, and Markiplier chooses stretchable arms.
7. The fifth scenario is about finding out your girlfriend is pregnant or finding out you can never have kids again, and Markiplier chooses never having kids.
8. The sixth scenario is about losing your front teeth or breaking your hands, and Markiplier chooses breaking his hands.
9. The seventh scenario is about being a sports star or a celebrated academic, and Markiplier chooses academic.
10. The eighth scenario is about losing your mind or losing your significant other, and Markiplier chooses losing his mind.
11. The ninth scenario is about soiling yourself or having everyone think you did, and Markiplier chooses soiling himself.
12. The tenth scenario is about listening to Rebecca Black or Justin Bieber, and Markiplier chooses Justin Bieber.
13. The eleventh scenario is about eating every meal with carbonara sauce or drinking every drink with four loko, and Markiplier chooses carbonara sauce.
14. The twelfth scenario is about killing Godzilla or killing the Kraken, and Markiplier chooses Godzilla.
15. The thirteenth scenario is about pulling out your toenails or your hair, and Markiplier chooses toenails.
16. The fourteenth scenario is about being stalked by a ghost or a demon, and Markiplier leaves it up to the viewers to decide.