The text is a transcript of a commentary on a series of marble races that are part of the qualifying rounds for the Marblelympics, a fictional sports event. A concise summary could be:
The commentator narrates the results and highlights of four different marble races: funnel spin, block push, relay race, and underwater race. The races involve 20 teams of marbles competing for 12 spots in the main tournament. The commentator also reports on some incidents involving fan disruptions and photo finishes. The text ends with the announcement of the qualified teams and the date of the main event.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a commentary on the 2019 qualifying rounds for the Marblelympics, a competition of marble sports.
2. The text covers four events: funnel spin, block pushing, relay race and underwater race.
3. The green ducks, a newcomer team, won the block pushing event with a record distance of 117 cm.
4. The crazy cat's eyes won the funnel spin event with a time of 144.40 seconds, which was 20 seconds longer than the next marble.
5. The hazers and Team Galactic tied for the win in the underwater race with a time of 13.16 seconds, and both qualified for the main tournament.
6. The jungle jumpers won the relay race with a time of 10.10 seconds, beating the raspberry racers by 0.05 seconds.
7. Team Primary fans caused a disruption in the relay race by throwing debris onto the track, and were banned from the stadium.
8. The Rojo Rollers, Team Momo, Kobalts and Limers failed to qualify for the main tournament.