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The text is a transcript of a commentary on the 2019 Qualifying Rounds for the MarbleLympics, a competition where teams of marbles participate in various events. The text covers four events: Funnel Spin, Block Pushing, Relay Race and Underwater Race. The commentator describes the action, the results and the standings of each event, as well as some incidents involving the fans and the teams. The text ends with the announcement of the 12 teams that qualified for the main tournament and the date of the Friendly Round.
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1. The text is a transcript of a commentary for the 2019 Qualifying Rounds for the MarbleLympics, a competition where teams of marbles participate in various events.
2. The text covers four events: Funnel Spin, Block Pushing, Relay Race and Underwater Race.
3. The Funnel Spin event involves marbles staying in eight funnels for as long as possible. The winner is Green Eye from the Crazy Cat's Eyes with a time of 1:44.40.
4. The Block Pushing event involves teams pushing a block as far as possible in two attempts. The winner is the Green Ducks with a distance of 117.0 cm.
5. The Relay Race event involves four marbles from each team passing a baton and reaching the finish line as fast as possible. The winners are the Hazers and Team Galactic with a time of 9.54 seconds.
6. The Underwater Race event involves four marbles from each team swimming through a course and reaching the finish line as fast as possible. The winner is Rojo Rollers with a time of 9.10 seconds.
7. The text also describes a fan fight that breaks out between the Limers and Team Primary fans, resulting in debris on the track and Team Primary being disqualified from the Relay Race.
8. The text also announces the 12 teams that qualify for the main tournament of the MarbleLympics, based on their points from the four events.