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The user wants the assistant to write a summary of a long transcript that consists of two parts: an advertisement for ExpressVPN and an episode of the Angry Video Game Nerd where he reviews Superman 64. The summary could be:
The transcript is a combination of an ad for ExpressVPN, a VPN service that claims to enhance the PC gaming experience and protect the user's privacy, and an episode of the Angry Video Game Nerd, a web series where the host criticizes bad video games. In this episode, the Nerd reviews Superman 64, a notoriously terrible game for the Nintendo 64 based on the Superman animated series. He complains about the game's glitches, controls, graphics, levels, enemies, bosses, and puzzles. He also mentions some trivia about Superman's history and compares the game to a better version that was never released for the PlayStation. He ends the episode by destroying the game cartridge with a hammer.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video review of Superman 64, a notoriously bad video game based on the Superman animated series.
2. The reviewer, known as the Angry Video Game Nerd, criticizes the game's graphics, controls, level design, glitches, and repetitive use of flying through rings.
3. The game was developed by Titus Software and released for the Nintendo 64 in 1999.
4. The game's story involves Lex Luthor trapping Superman and his friends in a virtual world where he challenges him to various tasks and battles.
5. The game was supposed to have a PlayStation version that looked better and played smoother, but it was never released due to licensing issues.
6. The reviewer uses humor, sarcasm, and profanity to express his frustration and disappointment with the game.
7. The review ends with the reviewer being attacked by a giant ring and his collection of games being destroyed.