A possible summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where the narrator plays as a postman in GTA, a video game. He tries to deliver boxes to different people, but gets into trouble with them. He also gets involved in shootings, robberies and fights with other players. He gets banned from the server for being accused of using a hack, which he denies. He makes jokes and comments throughout the video. The text ends with him saying goodbye to his viewers and asking them to like and subscribe.
This is a challenging task, but I'll try my best. Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker plays as a postman in GTA, a video game.
2. The speaker gets into various conflicts and fights with other characters in the game, using weapons such as guns and knives.
3. The speaker also tries to deliver boxes that contain products for human naughtiness, such as sex toys, to people who do not want them or deny ordering them.
4. The speaker gets banned from the server for using a hack, which he denies doing.
5. The speaker tries to rob other players and put hoods on their heads, but fails and gets killed.
6. The speaker ends the video by asking for likes, subscriptions and follows on his social media accounts.