A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where two players try to get milk from different mobs in Minecraft using a mod. They explore the normal world and the Nether, and test the effects of the milk they drink. They encounter various challenges and surprises along the way, such as exploding creepers, teleporting endermen, and blind guardians. They also joke and comment on their experiences. At the end, they ask the viewers to subscribe to their channel and say goodbye.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video about a Minecraft mod that allows the user to get milk from any mob and gain their effects.
2. The user's goal is to get into Neder and get milk from a penguin.
3. The user tests different milks from various mobs such as horse, cat, sheep, pig, spider, witch, skeleton, creeper, enderman, blaze and dragon.
4. The user experiences different effects from the milks such as speed, night vision, fire resistance, strength, levitation and teleportation.
5. The user also finds some items such as gold bars, flint, bow and arrow, trident and conduit.
6. The user encounters some challenges such as hunger, fire, explosions and hostile mobs.
7. The user does not manage to get milk from a penguin or an elder guardian in the video.