The text is a collection of short stories that people have shared as their secrets. They range from funny, sad, romantic, to bizarre. Some of the stories are:
- A boy who missed the chance to meet his favorite band because he opened his email too late.
- A girl who pretended to be scared after farting in front of her boyfriend.
- A boy who buried an ant he killed and gave it a mini funeral.
- A girl who found out her crush was a lesbian when she saw her kissing her best friend.
- A boy who got a sanitary pad from his crush after his friends made fun of him for having his period.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator's father passed away nine years ago.
2. The narrator's father was a hard worker who wanted to provide for his family.
3. The narrator's father liked watching Dragon Ball Z with them.
4. The narrator found out that their father had a hard life after his death.
5. The narrator's father is considered their "legendary warrior".
6. The narrator is self-conscious about their appearance and feels like they need to act a certain way to fit in.
7. The narrator and their friends go to a square at night to give food to people in need.
8. The narrator met a man named Guillén who they feed, and he told them his name is "Happy Day".
9. Guillén appreciated the narrator's kindness and considered them a good person.
10. The narrator once gave up their seat on a bus to a pregnant woman, but later realized they were not pregnant, just chubby.
11. The narrator had a embarrassing moment when they farted loudly while sleeping with their boyfriend.
12. The narrator's boyfriend pretended to be scared to avoid embarrassing the narrator further.
13. The narrator is a fan of Megadeth and once won a meet-and-greet with the band, but missed the opportunity.
14. The narrator likes a boy in their class, but he already knows about their feelings.
15. The narrator's friend told the boy about their feelings, which led to an awkward situation.
16. The narrator is an instructor at a gym and helps a chubby girl who wants to lose weight for a boy.
17. The narrator went to a kiosk to buy condoms for the first time and was embarrassed.
18. The narrator's first time having sex was not what they expected.
19. The narrator's friend proposed to a guy who was already getting married and pregnant.
20. The narrator can't leave the gym because they already paid for five months in advance.
21. The narrator likes to eat when they're sad and feels like an "ice cream factory".
22. The narrator saw a girl being harassed by a man at a bus stop and felt uncomfortable.
23. The narrator's boyfriend passed away, and they still celebrate their anniversary together.
24. The narrator is 50 years old, has three beautiful children, and a grandson on the way, but has been smoking since they were 14 and is worried about their health.
25. The narrator's secret is that they were touched inappropriately by a classmate when they were 12 years old.
26. The narrator's friend is in love with a Japanese boy in their class, but the narrator knows the boy speaks Spanish and didn't tell their friend.
27. The narrator killed an ant and gave it a mini burial because they felt bad for killing it.
28. The narrator's dream is to be a stripper, and they only go to the gym to get well.
29. The narrator took a 20 peso bill that a lady forgot at a restaurant, but was laughed at when they tried to return it.
30. The narrator exercised to be more pleasant for their girlfriend, but she cheated on them.
31. The narrator's cousin argued with them over a pot and put gelatin in it, but the narrator got revenge by spitting out the jelly.
32. The narrator met their best friend's cousin and became boyfriend and girlfriend, but their best friend was in love with them and declared their feelings after the breakup.
33. The narrator got off at school and didn't have any wipes, but their crush heard about it and gave them a wipe through the bathroom door.
34. The narrator has a weird habit of wanting to touch themselves to see what it feels like to be thrown off by kinetic force when they're on a motorcycle.
35. The narrator was late for school and made up a ridiculous excuse about a boy floating over them and blowing up a car with a laser beam.