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The text is a transcript of a video by Gabriel, a Brazilian YouTuber who reacts to posts from a Facebook group called "Dumb things said in a smart way". He makes jokes and comments about the posts, which are mostly humorous or ironic statements. He also shares some personal stories and anecdotes related to the topics of the posts, such as his experiences as a soccer fan, his encounter with a famous singer, and his daughter's reaction to their new house. He ends the video by asking his viewers to like, subscribe, share, and comment on his video.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by Gabriel Dearo, a Brazilian YouTuber who makes humorous commentary on various topics.
2. The video is titled "Dumb things said in a smart way" and features a Facebook group where people post screenshots of absurd or funny statements.
3. The video covers topics such as nuclear fusion, wealth inequality, soccer, drugs, Pokémon, and cockroaches.
4. The video also includes personal anecdotes from Gabriel Dearo, such as his childhood beliefs, his experiences at soccer games, and his daughter's reaction to his new house in Orlando.
5. The video ends with Gabriel Dearo asking his viewers to like, subscribe, share, and comment on his video.