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The text is a transcript of an episode of Angry Video Game Nerd, a web series where the host reviews bad video games. In this episode, the host focuses on games that ripped off Mortal Kombat, a popular fighting game franchise. He criticizes the games for their poor graphics, sound, gameplay, and lack of originality. He also makes jokes and references to pop culture and his own previous episodes. The games he reviews are Time Killers, Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game, Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire, Tattoo Assassins, and Shadow: War of Succession. He ends the episode by destroying the last game with a chainsaw and a hammer.
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1. The text is a transcript of an episode of Angry Video Game Nerd on Mortal Kombat ripoffs.
2. The episode features six games: Time Killers, Street Fighter: The Movie, Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire, Tattoo Assassins, Shadow War of Succession, and Mortal Kombat.
3. Time Killers is a fighting game that allows dismemberment and decapitation of opponents, but has the same fatality for every character.
4. Street Fighter: The Movie is a fighting game based on the movie of the same name, but uses digitized actors instead of sprites.
5. Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire is a fighting game that has three versions of Jackie Chan as playable characters, and some fatalities that reference Data East and Back to the Future.
6. Tattoo Assassins is a fighting game that has 2196 fatalities, but was never officially released.
7. Shadow War of Succession is a fighting game that has terrible graphics, sound, and gameplay, and prompts the player to finish the opponent but has no fatalities programmed.
8. Mortal Kombat is a fighting game that popularized the use of blood, gore, and fatalities in the genre, and has iconic characters and music.