A possible summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video that tells a story about a virus that turns people into zombies. The main characters are the narrator and his friend Roma, who try to survive the zombie apocalypse and find an antivirus. The story is divided into three parts: the first part is about how they become zombies, the second part is about how they become human again, and the third part is about how they face a new threat from another friend who wants to control the zombies. The story is full of absurd humor, plot twists, and references to popular culture. The video ends with two viewers commenting on the movie.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video that tells a story about a virus that turns people into zombies.
2. The main characters are the narrator and his friend Roma, who plan to go to the cinema to see a zombie movie.
3. The narrator finds out that there is a new unknown virus that is transmitted through touch and causes pain in the eyelashes and weakness of the nails.
4. The narrator and Roma encounter zombies on the street, in a hypermarket, and in their house.
5. They escape to an old chemical laboratory where they hope to find a group of non-infected people, but they are too late.
6. Roma reveals that he has invented an antivirus that can cure the infected, but he is attacked by someone who steals his recipe.
7. The narrator locks Roma in a cellar and goes to his house to find the recipe, but he is followed by a zombie who works for the thief.
8. The thief turns out to be another friend of Roma who was jealous of his fame and wanted to control the zombies with a new virus.
9. Roma escapes from the cellar and confronts the thief in a research center where they reveal their motives and plans.
10. The text ends with two people watching the video and commenting on it.